Thursday, December 6, 2007

Abstract Truths


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It is not the Sun that sets and rises, but Earth!
Earth sets into the darkness and rises into sunlight, hence Earthrise and Earthset.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

I grew up walking all about where San Andreas lies at fault, but blameless.

The birds really do make the trees grow.

You read about all these Terrorists, most of which came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those friggin people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security.

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