Monday, November 19, 2007

Dissatisfied With Your Job Numberology

Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful...

What makes life 100%?

If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but it's bullshit that will put you over the top.


And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G will take you...

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%


Isn't this the truth!

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